With several recent victories under their belts - the league of extraordinary anti smoking groups has now gone after cars.
No Smoking in Cars with Kids (another source)
In a statement a leader of the group said, "Now that we have effectively controlled every public aspect of a smoker's life, we will not sleep until their private lives are under our control as well."
Animal rights groups have jumped on the bandwagon saying that the suggested ban should include cars with pets too.
A secret internal memo was leaked to the press outlining the groups plan...
It is interesting to note the last line of the document that reads "mooohooo haaaa haaaa haa," which some have interpreted as "an evil laugh."
The minister of finance was reached for comment and he said, "I have no idea what we are going to do without all that lost [tax] revenue if people butt out for good. Why do you think we've kept this known killer legal for so many years?"
A person on the street commented, "Well, if all these measures went through and everyone quit at the same time you would have the grumpiest nation on the planet for 72-96 hours. It would be chaos!" She did conceded that after that initial 72-96 hour period the nation would likely feel a lot better; suddenly develop a superiority complex; and immediately begin reminding other smoking nations "how gross" smoking is and that if we can quit there is no reasons they couldn't as well.
andre
Posted by andre at October 14, 2004 02:14 PM