I don't usually do this, but here's a cutnpaste from wordlab. You just can't make stories like these up. A more moral sounding number???
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Sex Education: A couple of first-graders were caught trying to have sex at school. According to reports in the Indianapolis Star, the boy and girl somehow slipped off unnoticed and ducked underneath a stairwell. There, they were interrupted when older students walking up the stairs heard noises and investigated. The two had removed some clothing but weren't engaged in sexual intercourse, district officials said.
The names of the two children have not been made public. But the girl and boy, who were released to their parents, received five-day suspensions and could be booted from classes at School 69 for the rest of the year.John Hostettler, the Congressman representing the 8th district of Indiana, has been convinced by local religious groups to introduce legislation in the House that would change the name of School 69 to a more moral sounding number. Wordlab scooped the Hoosier Gazette by getting this story first!
"It's extremely troubling because of their young ages. I have never in my life experienced anything like this," said School 69 Principal Gary W. Davis, a 22-year educator.
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